Equity Uncle: Textbook Prices

Vol 12, Issue 3

​EQUITY UNCLE
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Dear Equity Uncle,

I am a poor and lowly avocado buying member of the law school and therefore find myself unable to afford my textbooks...again. Surely there should be a moratorium on the number of editions one musty old law professor churns out?
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Sincerely brokea$$

Dear Brokea$$,

Equity advises you to delve into the World Wide Web, and find that delightful ditty by one "Fergalicious". Although not an equitable maxim, 'if you ain't got no money take you brokeass home' strikes Equity as a charming modern day answer to your query.  
Remember Brokea$$, he who seeks equity must do equity, if Equity was in your position Equity would invest all energies in seeking out the malicious and audacious individual who told you law school would be cheap. There cannot be clean hands there.

As for musty law professors, Equity holds a special place in the Court of Chancery for tweed jackets and unkempt moustaches. Tache’s are totally Equity’s bag.

Yours, Equity Uncle

More Equity Uncle:

• Typed Exams
• Equity Uncle: Maximus Maxims
• De Minimis’ Unprofessionalism​
• Safe Snorting Room
• Riley the JurisDogtor
• Dough Camp
• The Nook
• Exam Notes
• Classmate Sabotage
• [Spoilers]
• Equityquette
• Elective Enrolment

The real reason why textbooks are expensive:

• The Co-op Bookstore

The rest of this issue

• Accessibility at MLS
• Assisted Dying and Rights Progression​
• Whispers
• Paths of Glory 
• I'mma Let You Finish