Welcome back little Law Darlings! Equity had a delightful break - thank you for asking. Equity has a tan. However, Equity’s gallivanting with the Lord Chancellor was cut short as the ever-attentive, overly enthusiastic editors at De Minimis have cracked the proverbial whip and demanded more devilishly clever and fantastically informative articles. Indeed, the eager beavers in the editorial team had the audacity to suggest that Equity needs an introduction. Outrageous.
By Mystic Mary QC, a anonymous qualified charlatan.
Dear first years,
It was about time we introduced ourselves to you all - sorry if that sounded ominous.
Vol 12, Issue 12 (!!)
RILEY THE JURIS DOGTOR
You’ve heard before, but you’ll hear it no more – “I’m not voting in the LSS elections because I don’t have a dog in the fight!”
Unenthused? Disengaged? You think voting doesn’t make a difference? You’ll feel that no more as you, (also my campaign slogan): “Get RILED Up!”
Yes, I am announcing that in 2018, I will be voted in by you, the Humans of Melbourne Law School, as your 2019 LSS President. I will also be applying for Valedictorian and intend to take the position of Dean if it remains unfilled.
Am I announcing too early? Are election seasons getting longer? It took a while for Americans to accept that a Cheeto could indeed be president, so I understand that it might take some time for you to embrace a canine overlord. But you’ll have to, if you want to Make MLS Great Again.