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Hello, Welcome, Goodbye, Bon Voyage!

22/10/2019

 
Issue 12, Semester 2, 2019

ANISHA THOMAS

Hello, welcome, goodbye, bon voyage! This is probably the least interesting article in this issue, but it’s important, as much as we can, to do justice to narrative arcs. This article pays homage to yet another year of this glorious crusty rag, stained by the fingers of curious/bored lunch-eaters on levels one through five. Every year, De Minimis sets out its humble practice, with a dedicated vision for the year. Kidding, that would be truly luxurious for us to do. The editors of De Minimis are more often than not haphazardly trying to put together something on a weekly schedule when most of its audience and writers would much rather study (you’re a law student, of course you’re a bit of a nerd—even if there’s a dearth of Instagram content involving artfully strewn textbooks amid half-drunk glasses of wine, save for Swotvac).
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Illustration by Ying Wong

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Golden Goose: International Students and Unimelb's Conflict of Interest

22/10/2019

 
Issue 12, Semester 2, 2019

MAX FERGUSON

Since the airing of Four Corners’ segment “Cash Cows” in April, the issue of international students at Australian universities has been a hot topic in the media. Many of Australia’s most prestigious tertiary institutions have been accused of cashing in on the international student market, to the detriment of academic integrity, quality of education, and both international and domestic student bodies. The University of Melbourne has done little to assuage such fears, choosing instead to adopt an attitude of secrecy.

It must be stated at the outset, that the media hype around this issue has exposed some disgusting bigotry directed toward overseas students. This article in no way seeks to further this hardship, or cast any aspersions upon individuals or the countries from which they come. Rather, the goal is to contextualise the debate for all the relevant stakeholders, including international students themselves.

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Image: The Confucius Institute on Faraday Street

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Clerkship Workplace Guide

22/10/2019

 
Issue 12, Semester 2, 2019

ANONYMOUS

This article is based on my experience clerking at an unsafe law firm, going to market and securing a grad role and summer work. Based on my experiences, I hope that the following advice might be helpful to anybody currently struggling with the clerkship process.
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Image: LexnGr https://flic.kr/p/8TDkMc

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Life: A Little Message About the Deep Unknown

22/10/2019

 
Issue 12, Semester 2, 2019

JOHNNY UDALL

And there I was, staring down the Dark Lord himself. Well, the interviewers for a graduate role at a large international firm. One partner was staring out the window, another screwing their face as my jokes flew over their head, and the HR lead was grinning as if I were the first customer in an American Apple store. The whole experience was a little creepy. I really wanted this graduate job, so I put on my best corporate face, answered their hypotheticals while channelling my inner-Elon Musk, and identified major problems in their workflows and client acquisitions that, honestly, they should have paid me for. Everything was going grand. Now, on my CV I have a cute little note about my mountaineering trips I took in my gap year. A solo glacial ascent of Norestliche Hängegletscher, Watzmann-Ostwand, summits of Steinernes Meer plateau, Mitterhorn, and a near death experience on Großvenediger. The partner who had been staring out the window suddenly got interested at this, telling me that her husband always climbs hills too, but she didn’t understand why. Apparently, it’s just too much effort for so little reward. She returned to her window.
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Illustration: Johnny Udall

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10 Mental Health Tips that you Never Asked For From Someone You Don't Know*

22/10/2019

 
Issue 12, Semester 2, 2019

HANNAH HUNTERSMITH

*But also go to therapy
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  1. Practice self forgiveness. Try not to be so hard on yourself if you skip a gym sesh, fail a practice exam or spend too much money on an ASOS order. Step one is always to forgive and move on. There’s science behind thinking habits and the creation of stronger pathways, so always try to reinforce positive pathways. Even if you don’t mean it, physically think to yourself that it is okay and that you are okay. They will become your initial thoughts after a while.
  2. Romanticise your own life. Pretend you're in a movie or that you are someone that you admire or love. Even something as mundane and boring as your morning train ride can be inspiring and adorable.
  3. The best advice I was ever given. And it wasn’t even given to me, it was given to my sister, Talia, from Bridget Jones (that is her actual name) and if for some reason this makes it to her — thank you, you changed my whole way of thinking. “The really great thing about really big life decisions is that you don’t need to make them right away.” It’s wild. You think that these decisions need to be made right away because they feel so urgent. BUT, not only do you not have to make them right away, it is in fact the really great thing about them. Take as long as you need before you commit to dropping out.
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Image: John Krzesinski https://flic.kr/p/bmoQQw

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Comparing the Study Vibes of Mezzanine with Level 3 through Haikus

22/10/2019

 
Issue 12, Semester 2, 2019

BEN STERN

In the Mezzanine 
I find comfort from my peers

They are family 

I’m on Level 3
People here are not my friends
The silence scares me 

Ben is a Third Year JD Student.
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meme cred: Phoebe Scott
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meme cred: Lizz Kuiper
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meme cred: Em Tang

JD: The Playlist vol. 3

17/10/2019

 
Issue 11, Semester 2, 2019

KARAN DESAI

Alright folks, brace yourselves.
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Just like Pancake Parlour's famous syrupy, multi-stacked, banana-laden, god-tier(debatable?) dessert, or (Stephen King's) Pennywise the Clown — this. is. “IT”. The big one. The doozy. What you all have been waiting for (and by 'you all’, I mean the 1 person who listened to/followed the last playlist I made — shout out to them!). The playlist to end all playlists (... because I will be graduating soon, and this 3-part series is complete).

You know how it goes: mo' money, mo' songs. Finally, this one goes out to my fellow third years, ready to leave the halls and exit the (revolving) doors of MLS for the big, wide world out there (source of the mo' money). With good feelings, with bad feelings... with ALL the feelings.
There is 1 song for each 5-day week of all 12 weeks in our 6 entire semesters = a massif 72 weeks of the JD (plus a few bonus songs for those who did summer/winter subs or are extending!).

Honestly, I think Post Malone's recent release, Hollywood's Bleeding, could've applied perfectly to the JD experience. Trust Posty to appropriate from even as niche an area as a graduate law course. But he did, and he did it well. Although for the sake of balance, there is only a single Post feature. The rest touch other, more discrete genres than 'post-Malone' (think post-punk, post-rock etc).

I tried to avoid as many clichés as possible (e.g. Vitamin C's "Graduation Song") and made this playlist as appropriate for a graduate cohort as I could. But inevitably, as we go on into our future lives, we’ll remember all the times we had together at MLS (#JD2017). And as our lives change, come whatever, we will still be departing this degree forever… so it’s only fitting that we reflect upon our lives so far.

To conclude, in the wise words of Des’ree -- ‘laife. oh laife. ohhhhh laaaaaiaiaife. ohhh laife (doo, doot doot doooo)’.

Karan is a Third Year JD Student and the 2019 De Minimis Layout Editor and Resident Playlist Creator.

Gay Conservatives Deserve a Seat at the Table

17/10/2019

 
Issue 11, Semester 2, 2019

ANONYMOUS

The queer movement and the LGBT+ community is an undeniable paradox. A movement that calls for intersectionality, diversity, and inclusiveness is awfully hostile towards anyone who doesn’t think like them, anyone who doesn’t hold the ‘right’ view. Which is anyone that doesn’t subscribe completely to their ideology by the way.
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Image: ryanhsuh31 on Flickr https://flic.kr/p/dR66f1

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10 Ways to Procrastinate

17/10/2019

 
Issue 11, Semester 2, 2019

S. M. EAGOL

​So, it’s come to this. You’ve got about 4-5 weeks left of study for the year (or your life, if you’re lucky enough to be graduating) and you really feel that you should be knuckling down and studying hard to finish off the year strong. Or… you could procrastinate and leave everything till later, which is much more fun. Here are 10 ways to procrastinate that will leave you feeling happy enough to outweigh your guilt from not reading WorkChoices.
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Not really OK but OK - Image: De Minimis own

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Overs-hair-ing: Professionalism in the Law and Fuzzy Pits

15/10/2019

 
Issue 11, Semester 2, 2019

YING W

​Until recently, I hadn’t shaved in about six months. What started as a way to let my legs heal from a particularly bad bout of ingrown hairs and razor bumps had evolved into an outward proclamation of my femininity and feminism. As I have not been bestowed with the genetics of my Southeast Asian forebears, my pits, and, to a lesser extent, my legs, blossom with hair when unattended, as flowers in spring.
 
But as the weather inevitably heats up, I’ve begun a process of existential interrogation. Would I be able to work at a law firm, or any professional legal capacity, and maintain the hairiness that has brought me such joy? 

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Image: Music and Lights on Flickr https://flic.kr/p/2b8J2a6

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A Brief History of Cheeseboards

15/10/2019

 
Issue 11, Semester 2, 2019

LESTER OAKES

If Melbourne Law School were a country, the cheeseboard would be its national dish. At any one of dozens of events throughout the year, a spread of crumbled cheddar, stilton and brie will invariably be on hand, ranging from the simple affairs of lunchtime lectures, to the thousand-dollar constructions of networking and graduate events. In addition to providing a meal replacement for impecunious students, the cheeseboard itself bears a proud history, ranging from the humble origins of dairy in prehistory, to the heights of gastronomic invention in the modern age.
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Image: Gio on Flickr https://flic.kr/p/7zvGDQ

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Great Hack: A Review by Sam O'Connor

15/10/2019

 
Issue 11, Semester 2, 2019

SAM O'CONNOR

I recently (finally) got around to watching Netflix’s documentary on Cambridge Analytica (CA)’s use of personal data to persuade voters during the 2016 United States presidential election campaign, and the UK’s 2016 referendum on membership of the European Union. 
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Image: Netflix

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An Uplifting Experience

9/10/2019

 
Issue 10, Semester 2, 2019

EDGAR BOX

For most of us, the logic governing the elevators at 185 Pelham Street appears to be the invention of a cabal of half-crazed building planners after being locked away in a basement for two weeks with nothing but a supply of opium and graphing paper. Elevators are selected and dispatched to calls seemingly at random, with no correspondence to the relative proximity between their destination and previous floors. An upward bound elevator accidentally boarded will sometimes suddenly reverse its direction of travel at your request, whilst other times you’ll be dragged the length of the building before it deigns to deposit you at your location. You might wait three minutes in the lobby at 10:30am, whilst a carriage will instantaneously materialise itself for you on level seven at 4:00pm. As law students our lives are already not our own, governed by the operation of a thousand invisible systems, from the cold Boolean preference weighting in timetable allocations, to the inscrutable calculus of aptitude testing in clerkship applications. We cannot control most of these, but we can at least shine a light into some of these hidden corners, including the rules of by which the lifts operate. In all likelihood, you don’t think too often about the lifts, but behind their seeming insanity is actually a hidden dance of mathematics — fascinating once laid bare, and even in its own way, beautiful.
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Level 5 Lifts circa June 2019 - literally UPlifting. Image: De Minimis own.

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Sunlight the Best Disinfectant, Community the Best Vaccine

9/10/2019

 
Issue 10, Semester 2, 2019

FINBAR PIPER

My recent request to Melbourne Law School to disclose some basic financial and operational data was intended to inform a De Minimis article addressing the communication gap between student body and administration. I felt that by translating from policy and structure to outcome and implication, the student body would be more engaged in the institution of Melbourne Law School and invest something other than the $120,000 fees during their time here. The walls I came up against, both by email and in person, to the release of any information whatsoever led to a startled reassessment of the relationship between administration, student body, and broader society.

Rather than continuing in the more fundamental political debate about the value of knowledge as a public good, and a university’s role in administering it, I offer an apolitical proposition to Melbourne Law School: that it could and should do more for the wellbeing of its community. Not only for the sake of the community, but for the benefit of the Law School itself.
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Wage Theft

8/10/2019

 
Issue 10, Semester 2, 2019

WILFRED HIGGINBOTHAM*

*Note: Author is using a pseudonym

In light of the current headlines about wage theft in the hospitality industry, I thought I’d add my two cents, in case it helps prompt anyone to take action. You should! 
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I finally quit hospitality work about two weeks ago. I’d been in the industry for roughly five years, and during that time not one employer had managed to pay me consistently and correctly. I received a payout from one of my previous employers around a month ago. Here’s how it happened.
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Do Bisexuals Exist?

8/10/2019

 
Issue 10, Semester 2, 2019

JACOB KAIROUZ

I was dumbstruck a few months ago when I watched an episode of Slutever entitled ‘Do Bisexual Men Exist?’. I thought the question had been solidly answered in the affirmative. I thought the real question was, ‘do hets exist? Aren’t we all bi?’ I thought we had established a consensus!
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This certainly was a reality check. After managing to pull my head out of that bisexual fantasy world, I remembered that queers are used to having their identity policed. A TV show was seriously debating whether or not I exist. The truth hurts.
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