Dear Equity Uncle,

It’s getting to the end of semester and I’m nervous, Equity Uncle. How do you prepare for exams? Can I have a copy of your notes?
D. I. Stressed

Dear Mr Stressed,
Equity Uncle doesn’t make his own notes, because that would be unequitable. Equity is very clever and his notes would also be very clever. Equity begins and ends in fairness. Equity thinks that fairness requires everyone to work from the same position. Equity loves fairness. That’s why Equity, like you, uses Anesti’s notes. I bet even Discobiscuits CJ would agree.  Equity loves Discobiscuits CJ. Equity once tried to use The League’s notes but he couldn’t afford to print them.
Kind regards,
E.U.