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Forget Corporate Law, You Can Be A Space Lawyer

3/10/2016

 
HOLLY WATSON-REEVES
Volume 10, Issue 10
We’ve all had our undies in a twist lately about whether corporate law is a benign necessity or the work of the devil. My carefully considered opinion on the matter is that corporate law can suck it, because I’ve just found a much better option for all of us.
​SPACE LAW.

Despite being the ‘number one law school in Australia’, MLS has truly failed us by not offering this certifiably dope subject. Luckily, I’m on exchange at McGill (Canada) this semester – the home of the Institute of Air and Space Law – and I’m writing home to answer all your questions.

a) Holly, what the fuck is space law?

Good question. I enrolled in this subject on the sole basis that it sounded sick, so tbh I didn’t really know either.
Space law is a body of national and international laws and customs that regulate human activities in outer space. Fun facts:
  • You cannot appropriate outer space or celestial bodies by claim of sovereignty, by means of use, or by any other means;
  • Astronauts have the best job descriptions ever, aka the ‘envoys of mankind’;
  • No Death Stars – you are not allowed to put weapons of mass destruction in orbit, on celestial bodies, or station them in outer space in any other manner.​
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b) How is this even a thing?

When the decade long intercontinental thermonuclear dick waving contest (aka the Cold War) got going, someone wondered whether our existing laws would cover all the shit we were blasting into space. Unfortunately, because stuff in space refuses to stay still and follows orbits instead, the ordinary rules that linked sovereignty to overhead airspace wouldn’t work. So now we have space law, which takes into account the wonderful peculiarities of the space environment. Thanks, Russia!  

Since then, five main treaties have been adopted by the UN General Assembly. These include things with cool names like the ‘Outer Space Treaty’ and the ‘Moon Agreement’. 

c) But Holly, what if I’m really set on pursuing the capitalist agenda / sticking it to the man? How do I do that in outer space?

I have wonderful news for you, my friends. Everybody wins.
If rapid, mega-profit making is your jam, then jump on in, because anyone involved in the space industry in the next decade or two is going to find their way into the upper 0.00000001% of our new space-faring elite. You will be paid squillions to answer questions like: How do I get a licence to own and launch a spaceship? How will companies establish their own landing zones and exploit outer space resources without property rights? How do I get these cashed-up space tourists to sign waivers so that they don’t sue me after they inevitably receive enough cosmic radiation for a lifetime after a million-dollar, 2-minute sub-orbital jaunt? 

If you’re more of a latte-sipping hipster commie, like myself, then never fear! You, too, can find yourself agonising over things like: What do we do about the legal loopholes that have already allowed 500,000 pieces of space debris to accumulate around the planet? Do we need to apply principles about precaution and biodiversity protection in space? Will I even get to see space on this poor-ass pro bono salary? 

d) Sold. How do I become a space lawyer?

Unfortunately the space law job market is incredibly competitive, and there’s only really one group of students at MLS who will make it. I, for one, welcome our new #LizardPeopleofMLS overlords.

Holly Watson-Reeves is in her last year of the JD


The rest of this week's issue:
  • The Psychology of Climate Change Denial
  • A Monkey In Silk Is A Monkey No Less: A Reply to the Critics
  • On the Other Side of the Keyboard the Problem of Anonymous Commenting
  • MLS Diversity Problem More Than Just Racism
  • The Hiatus and Why We Should Embrace It
  • The Normal Finishing Time
More articles like this:
  • When You Can't Cedar Wood for the Trees​
Troy McCann link
4/10/2016 07:28:53 pm

If you're at MLS and interested in exploring space law you should get in touch with the legal team at the Melbourne Space Program. There's plenty of space law experience to be gained at UniMelb!

Shoot an email to [email protected] for more info!

https://www.facebook.com/MelbSpace/

Mark Johnson
5/10/2016 06:18:20 pm

No Death Stars? What kind of peacenik law is this?!

Holly's embarassing dad
9/10/2016 12:50:18 pm

Yeah, fuck that shit. On the other hand if it means no JaJa Binks I'm all for it


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