Issue 5, Volume 17 ANONYMOUS No, we don’t have any toilet paper out the back. Oh, you weren’t about to ask me that question? My apologies, the answer is just automatic by now. What’s that you say? You want to know the dos and don’ts of supermarket shopping under the reign of COVID-19? Say no more, for I have a list right here. Dos and Don’ts
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To anyone still reading this essay: I apologise for what is a decidedly sharp tone. I suspect my tiredness and general exasperation is showing. That said, I stand by what I’ve written. Next time you go to the supermarket, try and keep these tips in mind – they’ll help overworked supermarket workers as well as you. Oh, and also, you know, society as a whole. Anonymous is a second year JD student working in a large chain supermarket.
henry
4/4/2020 04:19:29 pm
Ironically, your law degrees are probably less valuable than toilet paper. You're paying 40k a year for something that used to cost 2k. And unlike toilet paper, nobody wants the product. Its not a 'broad degree' thats valued- its worthless. If you aren't top 10% after first year, its all over, drop out. Otherwise you'll end up in stupendous lifetime debt for a product that nobody wants (and hasn't wanted for a good 40 years). Comments are closed.
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