Limerick by Shane Fulorgee

2/4/2019

Issue 5, Semester 1, 2019

SHANE FULORGEE

A limerick by Shane Fulorgee

There was a High Court Justice named Hayne,
Who’s manner was aridly plain.
On the bench he would sleep,
And under skirts he would peep,
Until Susan said “Kenneth, refrain.”

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skirting the subject

2/4/2019 08:29:12 pm

Many good souls have been slain
When they go against the grain.
Still, each of them shall keep
Trying to behave like a creep.
As they say, “No pain, no gain.”

Rusted-on deminimiser

2/4/2019 08:48:13 pm

Where did my last comment go
Was up for an hour or so
Why such a gripe
With the words that I type
New love article? Hello!

Accountable Commenter

2/4/2019 09:33:02 pm

There once was a blog named de minimus
where comments were made that some thought were suss
those people were pained
and so they complained
and ruined it all for the rest of us

Shane you bloody rippa

2/4/2019 09:36:12 pm

There was a Chief Justice named Susan,
Who was notorious for her habit of boozin'.
If she could not drink,
She would kick up a stink,
And say "m8 you're cruisin' for a bruisin'."

Test-y pop

2/4/2019 09:46:46 pm

There is a tutor called Anesti,
Whose notes will pass you the test-y.
On law students he preys,
And his big bills they pay,
So now he rides around on a jet ski.

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