Law School Limericks

Issue 6, Semester 1, 2019

VARIOUS AUTHORS

There once was a class at ol’ Pelham Street
Where none of the students could find a spare seat
The teacher said with a shout
“What are you complaining about?
PPL is a subject best done on your feet!”
- Evan B

I attempted to heat my lunch
But level one hindered my munch
It’s hard to define
The length of the line
The window’s view adds sting to the punch
- Ben S

For our man Justice Kirby, our hearts all did throb
Til Chief Justice French did declare with a sob
“Another dissent!
My patience is spent!
Mike, I think you might just be bad at your job!”
- Edgar B

The Corkman in its lustre and gloss
Once stood proud from the law school across
Cowboys came one November
Walls and roof to dismember
​And now we just breathe in asbestos.
- Anon

Editor's note: Thanks all for your submissions!