In-House Dream COunsel: I'm A Mermaid

26/2/2018

Vol 13, Issue 1

TRICIA ONG and TILLY HOUGHTON

The Dream: I’M A MERMAID

Cartoon by Meng Yao a second-year JD student

Fancy hotel
Huuuugggeeeeeeeeee fish tank aquarium
Pushed into tank
Happily swimming
SAW A SHARK
CHASED BY SHARK
Scared
WE’RE ALL MERMAIDS NOW
Attack on the hotel (oh no)
The end 😊

Now that I'm Freud, here's my In Depth (C) analysis:

Pushed in? New phase in life. Water represents the unknown. As opposed to the land, which is governed by law and bureaucracy, the sea is, at its heart, unable to be known or explored in entirety.
Sharks? Obviously a metaphor for your fear of your classmates and inadequacy while at law school. Sharks cannot stop swimming, or they'll die. It's interesting that, of all the sea creatures that could theoretically kill you, your subconscious chose one which is unrelenting and fierce. They also smell blood very quickly.
Mermaid? Desire to return to a state of innocence which will never truly be attained.
Hotel attack? Fear that the aforementioned desire will ruin the stability in life that you crave by jumping into the water.

If you have any dreams that you would like to get analysed by our own in-house counsel, send them to mlsdeminimis@gmail.com

Tricia (the dreamer) and Tilly are third-year JD students

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Mediocre student

27/2/2018 10:15:50 pm

I dreamed a dream in times gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
I dreamed my H1 WAM would never die, that MLS would be forgiving.

But there are dreams that cannot be
And there are exams we cannot weather
I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now MLS has killed the dream
I dreamed.

Dreamer

28/2/2018 11:27:45 am

Hey guys what does it mean if I keep dreaming of crippling student loans, overwhelming anxiety and a future of unemployment? x

Freud, but with a septum ring and long hair

28/2/2018 04:04:43 pm

It means you're in the same position as about two-thirds of the cohort. Get used to being uncertain and scared.

28/2/2018 04:10:44 pm

It means you're in the same position as two-thirds of the cohort. Get used to being uncertain and scared.

NPJ

1/3/2018 08:56:50 am

Dreamer,

you should avoid dairy 2 hours before bed and blue light, half an hour before bed. This helped me turn those dreams into cheerier romps about 98% employment rate six months out... and crippling student debt.

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