Volume 19, Issue 12 Anonymous Week 12 can be a brutal time at the Melbourne Law School. Some lucky students begin their QUIET retreat to beach houses in Noosa, Portsea, or Byron Bay for “some quiet space.” But for the unwashed masses, it must suffice to allow the filth to pile up our living rooms and kitchens as we begin to bury ourselves in practice exams. Of course, De Minimis’ offices are no exception to this filth – and I am not talking about the stuff we publish on our website. Deep within our subterranean lair beneath the university, the palest and thinnest among us – starved from any sort of nutritious eating – have become near-indistinguishable from the white rats. But that’s okay. Unlike holding a position of leadership within a socially valuable enterprise – like the LSS – the best part about being a columnist is that one does not need to show one’s face. Come to think of it, even the term ‘columnist’ seems a bit far-fetched; a journalistic bid for respect from perhaps the least self-respecting writers within the student body. But alas, here we are. It is a cold Thursday morning. The law school edges towards exams. The city towards lockdown. And I have nothing else to write. See you on the other side, friends! Source The views in this article do not necessarily reflect the views of De Minimis or its Editors.
Jim Halpert
27/5/2021 06:47:12 pm
You always leave me smiling and satisfied <3
LSS NOT A SOCIALLY VALUABLE ENTERPRISE
27/5/2021 07:59:14 pm
I am just writing a quick note to note that the LSS is not a socially valuable enterprise, contrary to the claim made in the article.
Appeasment?
27/5/2021 08:04:41 pm
Is this article offered up as a tribute to the LSS to make up for last weeks anti-LSS article? Is there a policy of editorial 'balance' where one pro-LSS article is married to an anti-LSS article?
agree hundy %
27/5/2021 08:08:17 pm
i agree. this^
WTF
27/5/2021 08:10:43 pm
What the fuck?
da ba doo baa
27/5/2021 08:30:33 pm
lss lives rent free in their heads
Edelman
5/6/2021 11:33:32 am
Great article, and thank YOU for standing up for the LSS. Such an epic organisation that contributes to the society in which we live. Comments are closed.
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