Volume 4, Issue 12, (Originally Published on 21 October 2013)
Dear Equity Uncle,
What am I going to do with my life? I don't have a job and am about to finish. Please don’t let the mean kids in the elevator make fun of me.
CBF: Existential Crisis
Dear Mr CBF,
Who even writes the Agony Aunt column? Equity might be published in these pages but Equity does not condone them all. Your dilemma – H3 average and ‘tingly, tingly hot’, or H1 average as ‘middling’ has one simple answer in Equity. And it mostly involves impertinent aside about the word ‘tingly’. Equity frowns on an absence of imperti¬nent asides.
Anyway, Equity takes as done that which should be done, which surely means that Equity takes as not done that which should not be done. So, you know, do what makes you, you know, happy.
Equity was never required to sit exams or apply for jobs, because Equity lived in England and was a Caucasian male for a bit there. So perhaps Equity is not the best source of career advice.
As for the mean kids in the elevator… Equity will have a quiet word with Mr Bleijie. Such a great man. In such a great State.