Issue 7, Semester 1, 2019
The Law School was once in the stone cloister
Where it was often said, 'the world's your oyster!'
But now they just tell 'em
We'll see you on Pelham
And the debt's enough to make your eyes moister.
Editor's note: Ok, we're sick of limericks. Anybody know how to write a haiku? Email email@example.com