Issue 5, Volume 17
No, we don’t have any toilet paper out the back.
Oh, you weren’t about to ask me that question? My apologies, the answer is just automatic by now. What’s that you say? You want to know the dos and don’ts of supermarket shopping under the reign of COVID-19? Say no more, for I have a list right here.
Dos and Don’ts
To anyone still reading this essay: I apologise for what is a decidedly sharp tone. I suspect my tiredness and general exasperation is showing. That said, I stand by what I’ve written.
Next time you go to the supermarket, try and keep these tips in mind – they’ll help overworked supermarket workers as well as you. Oh, and also, you know, society as a whole.
Anonymous is a second year JD student working in a large chain supermarket.