Greetings Valuable Student!
To get you acclimatised to the new University systems, we will be addressing you with weekly updates on how we’re going.
Please be advised that subject materials are available for collection this month. Our Collection Stations will be open from 8-9am every Tuesday that falls in the week of a blood moon, and every second Monday at the hour the crows fly to the West. At the end of this month, the remaining readers will be incinerated.
Also to be incinerated are any University of Melbourne administrative staff who have not met their KPIs this month. If you do see any University employee operating at less than capacity, do not hesitate to report them to Stop One and we will send them a kindly reminder of the stakes at hand.
Wishing you a productive and efficient year in your degree of choice,