Issue 6, Semester 1, 2019
There once was a class at ol’ Pelham Street
Where none of the students could find a spare seat
The teacher said with a shout
“What are you complaining about?
PPL is a subject best done on your feet!”
- Evan B
I attempted to heat my lunch
But level one hindered my munch
It’s hard to define
The length of the line
The window’s view adds sting to the punch
- Ben S
For our man Justice Kirby, our hearts all did throb
Til Chief Justice French did declare with a sob
My patience is spent!
Mike, I think you might just be bad at your job!”
- Edgar B
The Corkman in its lustre and gloss
Once stood proud from the law school across
Cowboys came one November
Walls and roof to dismember
And now we just breathe in asbestos.
Editor's note: Thanks all for your submissions!