Issue 6, Semester 1, 2019
To the gorgeous male specimen floating around the law school on a cloud of BOSS by Hugo Boss:
You were wearing RMs and a puffer vest. Your vaguely curtained fringe, reminiscent of a sexy young Leo (DiCaprio), bouncing like the heaving udders of a heavily pregnant cow. We locked eyes walking towards the lifts on ground floor, I was near the edgy rainbow tape. You sauntered out on level one (bit lazy for a man draped in the finest of bush outfitting, but maybe the weight of privilege on your shoulders was very heavy). Or maybe you got out because you got the wrong building (you do look more like you should be gliding around the Spot, but maybe you’ve graduated and flown across Pelham to make daddy happy).
Anyway, I noticed that we seem to have, at least superficially, a lot in common:
- We both are studying core subjects at the law school
- We both have iPhones
- We both drink water
- We both breathe
- We both blink
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